{"values":"The key to a good life: low expectations. You're on the right track."}
{"values":"Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders."}
{"values":"The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations."}
{"values":"Take a lesson from parakeets: if you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror."}
{"values":"When you get a second chance at life, you don't just go through the motions. You dive in, and you're swimming, and you do cannonballs, and you splash!"}
{"values":"When you know what you’re doing, you’re not even aware of your thoughts. You’re like a dog chasing a car."}
{"values":"Watch a sunrise at least once a day."}
{"values":"Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail. - Dwight Schrute"}
{"values":"Fun and Failure start the same way."}
{"values":"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps your is watching television. - David Letterman"}
{"values":"Trying is the first step toward failure. - Homer Simpson"}
{"values":"Before I do anything I ask myself,'Would an idiot do that?' An if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. - Dwight Schrute"}
{"values":"Confidence: It's the food of the wise man and the liquor of the fool. - Vikram"}
{"values":"I have several questions. Number one, how dare you? - Kelly Kapoor"}
{"values":"You could have network connectivity problems. - Andy Dwyer"}
{"values":"Remember, the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Phil Dunphy"}
{"values":"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Bruce Almighty"}
{"values":"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't the search for meaning; it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. —Mr. Peanutbutter"}
{"values":"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. - Calvin & Hobbes"}
{"values":"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. —Indiana Jones"}
{"values":"We're all mad here. —Cheshire Cat"}
{"values":"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?’ So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe. —Marcus Cole"}
{"values":"All this has happened before, and all this will happen again. - Battlesar Galactica"}